That, even though they appear to be blessed with a chance to opulence and arrogance, it was without Funa’s blessings or that of the partying men he leads.
Shock! A Man Transplanted With His Own Failed Kidneys by Dr. Ruto
Yes, Dr. Ruto surgically removed the kidneys he himself declared as failed and sutured them right back pronouncing the procedure as a total success.
Should Hell Vet Angels?
We must brave this mess as we have a Parliament that does not represent the people and we don’t have the luxury of time to wait for their recall or their righteous replacement.
Bold or Cunning? Ruto Attempts Tribeless by Firing the Tribed!
When President Ruto fired his entire Cabinet yesterday, it was not courage or boldness that informed him. It was conniving calculus and cunning algebra.
Delegate not MP
To bridle the people’s representatives whose current title does not speak to them on a daily basis as to why they hold that office, we must remind them by changing their title from MP to Delegate and address them as Mtumishi not Mhesh!
Condom as King
Why is he really here? Coz the Condom is King over there!!!
Unga Kwanza
How did we get here, where our Cabinet Secretaries have to be dispatched to search for mere maize while other countries are dispatching theirs to sign us up for conniving Belt and Roads, push for unfair Free Trade Agreement (FTA) or their AI programs?
Kenya Is At War!
And the Commander in Chief is well briefed every morning. That our enemies are in check and no one is approaching the coast. And the air too is submissive! Save for an occasional photographer’s drone who is arrested swiftly.
I am a MAN! not a youth!
The men between 18- 45 hidding behind this demeaning label must reclaim their dignity. The men between 18-45 who form the largest portion of men in this nation must step in confidently into their rightful name. In a figure of speech, if you call a lion a hyena long enough it starts scavenging like a hyena. These are lions lost in scavenging and must summon themselves to hunting again!
MADARAKA DAY: CELEBRATING ANCIENT FREEDOM WHILE IN IMF AND CHINA CHAINS?
I can not find it in me to celebrate your healthy hands while your legs are profusely bleeding. I will be insensitive to tell you how good your toes are while you are hooked on a dialysis machine. Our economy is bleeding money via imports and to survive we are hooked on debt chains by foreign entities. At Ksh. 7 trillion shillings in debt, you, your children, their children and their children are debt slaves but simply slaves nonetheless!